michael was being such an asshole then he goes and eats a baby, now hes even assholier

A person who by definition is the biggest asshole on the planet. Only the "King" of assholes can carry the title of assholiness. This elitist asshole is the highest ranking asshole!

"Pardon me your Assholiness, I didn't see you shitting there!"

Oh, man here comes Kyle, Mr. Assoliness himself. Pave way for the King of pricks!

My new boss is a real prick. His assholiness knows no bounds.

Jay Leno, his assholiness, made fun of unemployed people like it was fun to lose your job, your house and your family.

Sam: I don't support homosexuality because of that one verse in Leviticus and it goes against my beliefs.
Christy: No, it actually just makes you uncomfortable. Stop being assholy, Sam.

"Your wish is my command your assholiness"

Holier than thou? More like assholier than thou.
Asolutely, your assholiness!
He is by all means, the assholiest person I've met!
I may be an asshole, but i'm not that assholy!