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A vulgar, derogatory term for a vampire. Because vampires only drink blood, they would have no need for an anus, and would therefore lack one entirely. Thus being Assholeless
-Abe: Die, assholeless!
-Vlad: Woah, not cool bro.
by MadMark255 February 17, 2021
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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