The Internet Asshole or "Homo Internetus" embodies a wealth of factoids backed up with little to no life experience, a crippling sense of agoraphobia, and a mild mix of tourettes and aspergers.

These are all drawn together with a slight judgmental grimace as if playing the part of the worlds observer. Pasty skin and a nasally tone are good compliments but not entirely necessary.
Nathaniel is such an internet asshole. A total Homo Internetus.
by The Original Running Sloth March 27, 2013
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A person who talks a lot but doesn't say anything.
You sound like a guy with a paper asshole. You don't know what you're talking about.
by Tom Ferrek June 14, 2004
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A condition of the digestive system where, upon expelling intestinal gas from your bowles (farting) or defecating (shitting), your anus feels as though it is being burned by hydrochloric acid.

**SIDE NOTE** Caution is advised when jalepeno asshole is experienced because it is often accompanied by explosive diarrhea.

Usually caused by consuming large amounts of very spicy mexican food, or jalepeno beef jerky.
Oh God, my anus is burning! That mexican lunch gave me jalepeno asshole!
by EricTheRed November 14, 2004
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The Hottest, Sweatiest and most uncomfortable Heat ever experienced by a human being!
Holy Shit, It's hotter then Satans Asshole in here!!

Hey Don, it's as hot as Satans Asshole outside today!! maybe we should go to the pool.

That Jalapeno was so hot that my mouth feels like Satans Asshole!!
by Edub923 September 11, 2010
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A drinking game where in all cards are dealt out to three or more players. The players then in turn either play a card if the rules permit or drink alchol.

The first player to play all of his or her cards is declared the president the last is declared the asshole.

PLayers play there cards by placing them in the center one on top of another. In general a player may play one of his or her card if that card is of higher value than the last card played. If no player can play a card then the center pile is removed and the player who played the last card may now play a card of any value.

Under many variants of the game cards have special values or powers. Under some variant the President of the preceeding game may choose to alter or create special values for some of the cards.

Common special powers include:
-2s clear the pile. Player may play any card
-4s may be played on any card and are considered transparent
by crew8221 March 08, 2004
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Cutting slack for your friends when they have had a hard time. Asshole passes should be given sparingly, don't be a doormat. Most asshole passes last about a week, then your friends get sick of your bitching.
Sophie: "Britney is such a bitch today!"
Laura: "Her cat died on Friday, give her an asshole pass"
by Rainchecker22 January 17, 2011
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A person who is easily spotted as thoughtless asshole by making a stupid and unreasonable comment to others. A harsher comment to another person than incandescent idiot.
While making an unreasonable comment to a group of girls, Cedric claims to have a cure for cancer, seems like an Incandescent asshole.
by Scottie to Hottie November 23, 2009
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