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A person who is intentionally cruel, obnoxious and heartless. Assholes are most often male. A female who follows these traits is referred to as a bitch. Assholes can take any form. Knowing this allows you to spot assholes at any time or place.
Be warned that an asshole is not synonymous for douchebag. A genuine asshole is the lethal combination of intelligence and arrogance. Assholes will attempt to humiliate you, and unfortunately, they generally succeed due to their intelligence. Douchebags, on the other hand, consist of only arrogance. They only think they are smart. Douchebags do not know they are douchebags because of their extreme egotistic tendencies. However, the asshole will always know they are an asshole.
Though the appearance of assholes does not follow a stereotype, behavior does. Assholes tend to:
-ENJOY NOTHING MORE THAN BEING AN ASSHOLE.
-Smirk. A lot.
-Argue for the sake of arguing.
-Laugh when they win an argument.
-Never let you hear the end of the argument they won.
-Participate in arguments they know they are not going to win.
-Not stop arguing until you give up because there's no point in arguing anymore even though you know you won.
-Associate your giving up with their victory.
-Point out every flaw your argument has, regardless of the subject. All the asshole cares about is making people look stupid.
-Physically push you around to get under your skin.
-Ambiguously answer your questions.
-Deny that they are assholes out loud.
Be warned that an asshole is not synonymous for douchebag. A genuine asshole is the lethal combination of intelligence and arrogance. Assholes will attempt to humiliate you, and unfortunately, they generally succeed due to their intelligence. Douchebags, on the other hand, consist of only arrogance. They only think they are smart. Douchebags do not know they are douchebags because of their extreme egotistic tendencies. However, the asshole will always know they are an asshole.
Though the appearance of assholes does not follow a stereotype, behavior does. Assholes tend to:
-ENJOY NOTHING MORE THAN BEING AN ASSHOLE.
-Smirk. A lot.
-Argue for the sake of arguing.
-Laugh when they win an argument.
-Never let you hear the end of the argument they won.
-Participate in arguments they know they are not going to win.
-Not stop arguing until you give up because there's no point in arguing anymore even though you know you won.
-Associate your giving up with their victory.
-Point out every flaw your argument has, regardless of the subject. All the asshole cares about is making people look stupid.
-Physically push you around to get under your skin.
-Ambiguously answer your questions.
-Deny that they are assholes out loud.
"Wow. Max just argued unintelligently with me for an hour and a half and he thinks he won."
"Jeez, what an asshole."
"Jeez, what an asshole."
by darthdragongirl May 03, 2013
Jul 20 Word of the Day
A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!
Rational person: Shut up psycho
Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
2
1. The equivalent term of bitch for a man.
2. An inconsiderate, arrogant, uncaring, selfish, borderline sadistic, apathetic, mean, spiteful, dishonorable, bastard of a man who could tempt the Pope into a fight.
3. The guy who ended up with your woman because you were too stupid, drunk, lazy, (insert adjective that applies to you), to see that she was leaving you whether he had shown up or not.
2. An inconsiderate, arrogant, uncaring, selfish, borderline sadistic, apathetic, mean, spiteful, dishonorable, bastard of a man who could tempt the Pope into a fight.
3. The guy who ended up with your woman because you were too stupid, drunk, lazy, (insert adjective that applies to you), to see that she was leaving you whether he had shown up or not.
1. "He's such an asshole when he drinks!"
2. "Bob's always such an asshole!"
3. "I treated her like a QUEEN and she leaves me for that asshole!"
2. "Bob's always such an asshole!"
3. "I treated her like a QUEEN and she leaves me for that asshole!"
by SargeB October 05, 2009
3
ahhh, yes. asshole. definitely an adjective, used to describe an array of dispositions. it's hard to generalize assholes, because there are so many types. There's the stuck-up, superficial "i am better than everyone" asshole; There's the "i hate the world and everything in it" asshole; there's the "i'm pretending to be nice to your face, but later i'm going to talk all kinds of shit about you" asshole; goodness....the list goes on and on. In the end, we're all assholes....some of us are just better at it than others.
the biggest assholes are the ones who can't stop acting like an asshole for two minutes to enjoy life.
by Meredith Peterson January 28, 2008
5
An asshole is a person who doesn't treat people with respect.
There is nothing good about such a person.
There is nothing good about such a person.
by Treat people with respect! August 31, 2011
6
an asshole is anyone who; does stupid stuff, is a jerk, lies to you, plays jokes on you, hits on your girlfriend, says stupid stuff, or anything else you can think of...its a pretty universal word
that asshole just belly flopped off the high dive
that asshole just ate my lunch
you asshole, whyd you set my alarm at 4:00??
stop hitting on my gf asshole
why would you say some dumb shit like that you asshole?
asshole
that asshole just ate my lunch
you asshole, whyd you set my alarm at 4:00??
stop hitting on my gf asshole
why would you say some dumb shit like that you asshole?
asshole
by micky d March 20, 2006