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A combination of the words ass and choke. This is a term to describe a situation where someone who is so stupid, you want to choke them by their asshole.
Lou: that guy Chris is an idiot.
Buzz: Totally. If he were here, I'd asshoke him.
by RiddyTX June 08, 2015
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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when dumb girls that are mad try to insult you and fail to do so by being too dumb to type and make a typo. and then whoever their are insulting precedes to laugh at their failure making them more mad.
jr "get over it u worry too much ur gonna die before me and im older than u"

rina "dont tell me to get over it. ur an asshoke"

jr" haha im an asshoke lol"

rina "asshole*"
by jr15 October 19, 2009
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A person who is by nature an asshole, who compounds their assholiness with posturing obnoxious ‘woke’ bullshit.
That Tony is such an asshoke since he joined that ECO protest group.
by Ssgt Sparks 120V/AC October 19, 2019
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Inconsiderate, fuckboy, abusive, dumb, Male with inappropriate and unfair intentions to have a relationship with a female.
Wow John... you are a fucking inconsiderate asshoke!

Did you see that asshoke? Psh. What a fucking ass of a hoke he is...
by i_have_bds April 26, 2019
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