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A combination of the words ass and choke. This is a term to describe a situation where someone who is so stupid, you want to choke them by their asshole.
by RiddyTX June 08, 2015
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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when dumb girls that are mad try to insult you and fail to do so by being too dumb to type and make a typo. and then whoever their are insulting precedes to laugh at their failure making them more mad.
jr "get over it u worry too much ur gonna die before me and im older than u"
rina "dont tell me to get over it. ur an asshoke"
jr" haha im an asshoke lol"
rina "asshole*"
rina "dont tell me to get over it. ur an asshoke"
jr" haha im an asshoke lol"
rina "asshole*"
by jr15 October 19, 2009
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A person who is by nature an asshole, who compounds their assholiness with posturing obnoxious ‘woke’ bullshit.
by Ssgt Sparks 120V/AC October 19, 2019
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Inconsiderate, fuckboy, abusive, dumb, Male with inappropriate and unfair intentions to have a relationship with a female.
Wow John... you are a fucking inconsiderate asshoke!
Did you see that asshoke? Psh. What a fucking ass of a hoke he is...
Did you see that asshoke? Psh. What a fucking ass of a hoke he is...
by i_have_bds April 26, 2019