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A term of endearment for a sassy friend that isn’t a full blown asshole; a friend with asshole tendencies but you love them
Greg and Chris are some kind asshoes.
by CallMeEvian May 07, 2019
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Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
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a bitch, or whore who enjoys doing them self in the ass with there finger or a other house hole tools. The end of a spoon, fork or knife.
Maria is such a ass ho. She stuck that spoon up her butt the other night!
by catfiSH123456789 December 04, 2010
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1. One who hoes their ass.
2. A shortened form of asshole.
2. I poop from my assho.
by clayton and teresa April 07, 2004
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someone that hit enter before finishing what they were typing
mack: cmon show me your dildo
jenna: hell no you phuckin assho
by sKyE December 30, 2003
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