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;crippling case of stupidity, one that doesn't think things through nor cares to.

A mental case.
That guy must have Assheimers, he dropped out of medical school to raise pigeons.
by Panthera Atrox January 29, 2011
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I DON’T GIVE A FUCK WHAT THE CDC SAYS YOU BE WEARING YOUR MASK
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Frank: IDGAFWTCDCSYBWYMFM !!!!!!
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The ability to remember someone else's idea, but not that it's not theirs.
Christ, you must have Assheimer's, I just told you that!
by DicBoi December 03, 2020
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When you see an ass so nice you forget everything
Dude, check it out! That ass is so nice it gave me assheimers!
by Greenpheonix187 September 21, 2020
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