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When someone farts and looks around to get affirmation that others experienced the gas.
Eric farted a quality silent puff of gas and looked around for assfirmation.
by ERIC Jenson February 24, 2014
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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noun (as-fer-may-shuns); any negative or derogatory comment made in reference to those below you on the food chain. Any comment that those sad fucks make to try to avoid overdosing on Xanax.
Assfirmations of the day: I love myself! (even though I don't). I am beautiful! (even though I'm an ugly fuck).
by Jenbum & D-dogg August 20, 2008
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