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by Ana Diaz November 27, 2018
An assel is a tassel spun or twirled by a performer on their behind. Not to be confused with a 'tassel' commonly used by burlesque performers on their breasts. 'Ass' + 'Tassel' + 'Assel'.
by M. Finnishescki April 17, 2014
A word intended to mean "Asshole", but often used when said by a drunk, an idiot, or a Mark Wahlberg
by Sméagol December 30, 2014
Used in the same context as asshole and meaning the same thing, assel is less conspicuous and far less noticeable to someone who doesn't know what it means.
by Limblessless May 28, 2007
Verb (derived from ass); to vary from a direct course so as to hinder those behind you, causing aggravation.
by Richard Carlton Myers (posthumously), submitted by son: James Lee Myers January 25, 2008
by lorlie leeson May 16, 2011