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N. A person who is so egotistical that he has very little thought of the feelings of people around him. In short, a person who is too much of an asshole to be just a douche, and too much of a douche, to be just an asshole. It is time to reevaluate yourself if someone refers to you as an ass douche.
by Sarjas July 29, 2010
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to flush out the contents of the anal cavity
You stupid assdouche
by bread infection October 21, 2005
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noun: A clever derivative of Douche or Douche bag, used to avoid sounding like said vaginal sanitation article instead of using the same overused, xbox live, twelve year-old insult again and again with no clever follow up.
Verb: Something most pop-stars, hookers, and Ned Baddy do every day to avoid rectal infection.
Verb: Something most pop-stars, hookers, and Ned Baddy do every day to avoid rectal infection.
Obnoxious idiot: Yea, well I did your mom last night!
You: Ass Douche
Obnoxous idiot: ........ (head explodes while trying to think of a comeback, which he knows is impossible)
You: Ass Douche
Obnoxous idiot: ........ (head explodes while trying to think of a comeback, which he knows is impossible)
by drifter45 May 31, 2011
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Person 1: hey dude. You got some crazy swamp ass.You be smellin ripe bro. Maybe you should head out to the drug store and pick up an ass douche.
Person 2: ass douche?
Person 1: yeah man, you know, an enema
Person 2: damn dawg I didn't realize my ass be stankin like dat. Guess I better head out and get me an ass douche.
Person 1: yeah bro, you need it.
Person 2: can you help me with it after I get it?
Person 1: 🤢
Person 2: ass douche?
Person 1: yeah man, you know, an enema
Person 2: damn dawg I didn't realize my ass be stankin like dat. Guess I better head out and get me an ass douche.
Person 1: yeah bro, you need it.
Person 2: can you help me with it after I get it?
Person 1: 🤢
by Sooneynoowippybippyskrippyscre February 09, 2019