The crown on top of the asshat that covers the asshole of the assclown. The very zenith in the hierarchy of asses.

Adj. Something that is expected to have a long lifespan by virtue of having existed for a long time, based on the lindy effect, named for the New York restaurant Lindy's, coined by Albert Goldman and popularized by Nassim Taleb.

A king of asshats, usually refering to someone that goes beyond the extreme in terms of asshattery / the most douchebag person you know.

Someone who wears ass on their head like a crown, so they can feel like the king of ass.

When a woman has a man shit on the top of her head for doing incredibly stupid things.