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A group of individuals who become trained and educated to follow a strict code of ethics forming gang-like relationships manipulating the code, rendering it unidentifiable.
Whatcom County Sheriffs Deputies called to a home by tenants complaining of theft. The thief disputes the claims telling deputies he's lived there for 8 years & the property is his.

Tenants indicate that they've lived there for 5 yrs & he's never lived or slept on the property, the contents being removed belongs to them.

The ASS CLOWNS Whatcom County Sheriff Deputies told tenants that the thief was allowed to have whatever he wanted in/out of house & if ASS CLOWNS returned for any reason tenants would be arrested.

Whatcom County Sheriff's Deputies arrived to speak with neighbors complaining of vagrants living in a shed in adjacent out of town owner's property. The ASS CLOWNS refused to investigate because complainant was not the owner.

Whatcom Sheriff Deputies arrive to complaints of unknown persons loading their property onto a truck. The ASS CLOWNS let the unknown party leave with the stuff because it was already loaded on the truck!

When officers arrived at the business the shop owner indicated that a man had come onto his property, siphoned gas and did something under the hood of the vehicle. The ASS CLOWNS said that they weren't going to do anything because the vehicle belonged to the neighbor. The vehicle owner demanded that the person responsible for the theft and vandalism be charged. The ASS CLOWNS apologized to the thief, wrote the ticket under duress! The ASS CLOWNS later influenced the Whatcom County District Attorney's Office to drop the case!
by Whatcom Citizen August 27, 2011
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Someone who considers it his or her sworn to duty to act like a complete ass at all times.
Assclownery: the act of being an assclown.
Anybody from the show jackass is an assclown
by DennisIsEvil October 15, 2005
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a person who is a total moron, or who makes an attempt to do something but ends up failing miserably & entertains everyone around them
When we were all drunk at camp, our friend Mike tried to jump over the tennis net, but ended up making a total assclown of himself.
by Kimberly Nicole July 23, 2008
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Roy "Big Country" Nelson who is a better coach then Shane Carwin from TUF 16 on FX and who is an entertainer who can laugh and show is ass and still fill your life with joy.
That ass clown made be laugh so hard I pooped my pants. Roy Nelson is a coach that made me a better fighter and person while Shane Carwin watched.
by UFC Fan - Dana White September 12, 2012
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An "Insult" used by idiots who can't come up with a better insult so they pull a clown out of their ass and say "This r ass u, u ass clown!!" and then he gets punched in the throat.
First of all we didn't help you because nobody likes you, Second, WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ASS CLOWN YOU INBRED RETARD?
by T.I.T.L.e. September 08, 2010
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a man who overestimates his importance in anyones life, has left a mark on society in the form of a stain on its undergarments and often goes by geeky names like "grax" in chat rooms
The assclown is lonely because he mistreats others.
by ccccccccccckat March 03, 2012
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