1. an essay pulled out of your ass; complete bullshit that obvioulsy is not correct.
Christine finally finished writing her assay for ap world history last night.
by clin November 09, 2006
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It translates to "Desire Crepe Poppadom Lentil-Donut". It is a euphemism for wishful thinking or high hopes.
Boy: Do you want to be fuck buddies?
Girl: Assai Dosai Applam Vadai!
by themaddatascientist May 19, 2016
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