Also known as Attack Ass April, or Assault Ass April, this is the month where you must both give anal and give yourself anal stimulation.
My dick is over from Manic Masturbation March. It's time for Ass Assault April. I must prepare my cheeks.
by The man dan with a plan December 3, 2018
A month in which you have participated in Messy March and you’re still horny. Find any girl and slap that ass, she can’t say no. If she freaks out, tell her about Ass Assault April!
Guy: *smacks ass*
Girl: What the fuck?!
Guy: Sorry, I’m participating in Ass Assault April. *explains*
Girl: Oh, ok.
Girl: What the fuck?!
Guy: Sorry, I’m participating in Ass Assault April. *explains*
Girl: Oh, ok.
by Nutty.Megz December 30, 2019
This can be the act of masturbating continuously(several times)until all semen has been ejaculated, or the act of three or more males violently masturbating onto a member of the opposite or same sex.
"I haven't masturbated in a week; time for a jackoff assault"--or--"A couple of us finished her/him off with a jackoff assault".
by darkangel18 May 7, 2015
by The guy she worries about March 14, 2023
by krispy kreme 101 March 5, 2022
n. a random bubbling process with little time remaining on multiple choice tests. frequently used on scantron and act tests.
with 5 minutes and 12 questions remaining on the act science, it was definitely time for a random answer assault.
by ke1v3y June 15, 2010
Hym "If someone commits an act of sexual assault/battery by, oh I don't know, putting their dick on your shoulder, you should press charges against them immediately. That's LITERALLY sexual battery. Press charges and have them imprisoned so that their 2nd amendment rights are taken away FOREVER. And, if it's in the workplace, sue them and take their money IN ADDITION TO pressing charges criminally for the blatant act of sexual battery against you. Felons don't deserve 2nd amendment rights. And I'm committed to ensuring that their second amendment rights are taken from them. If you have been sexually battered... Go to the police. The statue of limitations is up to 10 YEARS. So, if a know sexual batterer, hasn't been imprisoned for secual battery yet. You can do that now. He committed a crime against you and you deserve justice."
by Hym Iam September 22, 2023