Urban Dictionary: AssJack

You assjack, quit being a silly poon

by hydroponics May 26, 2003

Man, Jon is such an assjackal...with his...yo yo...and pink suspenders!

by Buttskull May 06, 2005

someone being really stupid or someone who can't get his priorities straight because he got no ka-hunas!!!

Nick!!, go turn the damn CD player off now u ass-jack!!!

by adam cristallini July 18, 2003

High heeled shoes
southern slang for articles of clothing

bruh man look at that bitch in the assjackers, I gotta hit that!!!

by booty bandit May 28, 2004

Someone who makes assholes, ass-wipes, bitchasses, and asses seem like Holy Beings.

Dang, my science professor is such an assjack! Even Donald Trump seems like he could be the Pope!

by Ass In All The Above November 28, 2016

1) a douchebag.
2) someone who is only comfortable or determined of fucking someone in the ass (not literally)

“ god! you’re such a assjacker! “
“ i can only be an assjacker when it comes to pranking. “

by ok bolomer June 03, 2021

One who jacks her ass off by slapping it with a dildo

"did you see Becky?"
"Yeah she's such and AssJacker"

by TrumpsUglyMemes May 14, 2016