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A phrase used to address a fat ass, it's like H2o but instead its Ass2fat. It can be used to exclaim inability to perform a task due to rear thickness. it too can be used has a complement, a catch phrase, something you say when high, or something to say in between silence.
person 1: *unable 2 sit on a chair*
person2: "haha ass2fat"

person 1: "look at my new skirt!"
person 2: "damn ass2fat"

person 1: *high* "guess what?"
person 2: *high* "what?"
person 1: *high* "ass2fat"

person 1: *pants rip*
person 1 & 2 in harmony: "ass2fat!"
by domi.co June 26, 2020
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Jul 7 Word of the Day
When you're being horny (especially around friends) and as a result shame ensues.
Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."

Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."
by Blysterz October 19, 2020
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