Noun: Derived from the word "ash tray". What you smell like after spending the night in a smokey bar.
by The Big Hurt November 07, 2004
Anything that lets you sit (chair, couch, etc.) is called asstray after you get up from it. Because the seat becomes hot after you sit on it for a long period. It is a blend of ass and ashtray (ashtray is hot as people drop the ashes of cigarettes into an ashtray).
(In a bus...)
Young man: Come ma'am. You can have my seat.
Old lady: No, thanks. I do not want my bum to get roasted by the asstray.
Young man: Come ma'am. You can have my seat.
Old lady: No, thanks. I do not want my bum to get roasted by the asstray.
by Le Mao September 21, 2012
A sex position that has to be done properly or death may be close by.
You will need to choose a certain type of food then rub one another with the chosen food gently (chocolate for example). Then fill ones ass with the food. You may use any objects to help put the food in the ass. You can choose rather or not to eat and lick the good off of your spouse. Lay one on back and then use your fuckin imagination!!!
You will need to choose a certain type of food then rub one another with the chosen food gently (chocolate for example). Then fill ones ass with the food. You may use any objects to help put the food in the ass. You can choose rather or not to eat and lick the good off of your spouse. Lay one on back and then use your fuckin imagination!!!
by King Dick! September 05, 2015
An Ass-tray is an Avoidable Shit Show That Requires Action Yesterday. Sometimes the words Emergency and Urgent don't quite fit right for things that are urgent to fix now but that we won't see the results of for decades. Ass-tray fits perfectly.
AKA: A tray of ass.
AKA: A tray of ass.
Dude, climate change is such an Ass-tray. Why didn't they just fix it when they found out, rather than pretending it isn't happening?
Jack, these boomers are handing our ass to us on a tray, we need to get them voted out.
Jack, these boomers are handing our ass to us on a tray, we need to get them voted out.
by Rumplestiltskino December 09, 2019
While knocking the dust off from behind right before u finish light a cigarette ash on her back put it out on her her anus so it squeezes your dick when you cum
by brodidilly April 16, 2008
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