I was about to eat this girl's ass, but some guy already gave her the ass-tray! I don't know about you guys, but cached shit just ain't my style.

I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub

dude, my girl pissed me off last night, so when i was cracking her i had to pull an Asstray.

"The patient in room 12 needs her asstray emptied."

I only use my girlfriend as an Ass-tray she's so ugly.
Ex2. I gave my Girlfriend 3rd degree burns using her as an Ass-tray last night.

I was getting tired of holding everything while waiting in line at Walmart, luckily the woman in front of me had a large enough ass tray for me to put everything on.

Matt: "Dude alright I'm out."

*Gets off seat*

Robert: "Dude you left an ass-tray on your seat!"