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Third of six levels of Ass
An amusing way to insult a friend.
He would lend me a dollar, Adam is such an Ass-mat.
by Two Morons From Orillia June 12, 2003
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Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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That guy(the female usage is bitchmat) thats an asshole in secret, but a doormat in real life. He won't stand up for himself but plots to ruin life.
That assmat lets people walk all over him but sleeps with any whore that comes along
by Joshmcjoshjosh April 25, 2007
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Some gay word that stupid FOBs use when they're out of GOOD insults
"By the way, typing in huge bold font proves you're an assmat."
by sxmachine March 04, 2005
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