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When one person doesn't want to date another person but at the same time doesn't want to not date that person, resulting in an awkward limbo of confusion that lasts who knows how long.
"He's been talking to her for 8 months but won't ask her to date him? That guy must be into ass-hole dating.
by TallyTod May 21, 2017
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018