An awesome, or terribly bad, event, that would lead to an experience which would "Suck-Ass"
Dude, that play gave me an ass-suck!
by Sydney Roberts December 25, 2008
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To suck or lick an ass, drinking all the juices and pulling your tongue deep inthe asshole. You get a really good taste(I have tried it with my cousin)
My Cousin: Will you suck my nude ass Eidur?
Me: With such a great pleasure!!!

Then my cousin got naked and gave me his hairless ass.
After I ve finished, he said:

That was the best ass sucking.

(This happend really)
by E. Fredriksen16 December 07, 2006
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Adjective:
Describes someone who sucks up to everyone he/she things is cool

That motherfucking ass-sucking-batmonkey is ass-sucking my grandmother.
by Rondog November 17, 2007
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Verb:
to ass-suck is to suck up to someone, to praise to another person when praising is not neccessary
Jim ass-sucks his teacher not for marks but for candybars
by Rondog November 17, 2007
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Someone that sucks someone dick for a higher rank at somehwer
That I__damage__I and lifes a sin are so ass suck to KrazyFaken to get a higher rank!
by NooB432 July 24, 2007
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"Your ass sucks buttermilk" is a phrase said in events of disbelief. Used in the same context as "bullshit!" or "no way!" when someone hears something incredible or unbelievable.
Ray: Hey Rog, guess what happened this morning at the coffee shop.
Roger: What?
Ray: Apparently John's wife found out he was cheating on her ass, and drove her car through the wall this morning while we were sitting in there.
Roger: Your ass sucks buttermilk!
by Travesty360 March 04, 2017
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