Your ass better eat some breakfast if we're going to go on that ride.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
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To ask if one is angry (IYAO)
Guy: Hey babe is your ass on?

Girl: HELL YEAH MY ASS IS ON!! FUCK YOU!!
by Trustmeimadictor January 04, 2018
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Better said as “it’s yo ass” this term is

the shorter version of “ I’m gonna whoop your ass!” or “ I’m gonna kill you!”.
( In a video game) the quote ‘that was/almost my ass’ means the person who was playing the game died or almost died.
(Steve Wilkos)

Steve: And what are you gonna do if he does not pass this lie detector test? I MEAN, Ra** is a huge accusation! That could land him YEARS EVEN DECADES IN PRISON!
You: I trust and believe my husband but I will say this.... if HE fails this test my FOOT is going up HIS ASS and he will be put out on HIS ASS. if SHE fails this test, oh it’s your ass!
by SwitchesEnriches April 14, 2020
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This is your ass speaking. All hands on deck! We have a torpedo coming down the tube!
by Your Ass September 28, 2003
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Southern slang which describes a condition where one is confused, aloof, or just plain stupid. This condition is the anthisis of winding a watch and scratching your ass; which are normal process for any redneck over the age of 50 who is not drunk, stoned, or both.
Damn son, don't just stand there "winding your ass and scratching your watch", flip the hamburgers!
by clintoncousin November 14, 2007
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