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Texting someone back within thirty seconds of receiving a text message, or texting someone three or four times without getting a response.
"I just texted Josh once and he won't stop ass texting me!"

"I just texted McKenzie a second ago, and she's already started ass texting."
by JMC1436 May 24, 2009
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Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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Any words or symbols displayed across the backside of a girls skirt,shorts,sweat pantsorjeans to draw more attention to their ass.
"Check out the asstext on that fine bitches skirt. That's good advertisement for Hollister.
by Frank A. Boston September 03, 2008
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