Hair located on the taint of a man or a woman.

The patch of pubes that chases your asshole from your balls. Sometimes can form an ass pube net with poop.

A person who is a loser, a tool, a douche or a generally annoying and lame person.

A person who is a loser, a tool, a douche or a generally annoying and lame person Etymologists rank an Ass Pube precisely between Douche Nozzle and Fuck Stick on the Endicott Peckerwood Scale (EDS)

When you undergo a physically demanding activity that braids your ass pubes.

When you poop but forget to wipe, the poo dries stuck to the hairs on your butt, forming a sort of net.

Its when your asshole hair is so crusty you can feel it, Usually happens when you take a shit and you wipe and wipe yet somehow your ass still feels uncomfortable and crusty