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Hair located on the taint of a man or a woman.
She wanted anal, but I wouldn't do it because she had ass pubes.
by TheIndieFilmMaker January 23, 2010
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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The patch of pubes that chases your asshole from your balls. Sometimes can form an ass pube net with poop.
I shaved my ass pubes, now my browneye is bleeding.
by Fatty McFatfat November 10, 2003
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A person who is a loser, a tool, a douche or a generally annoying and lame person.
Dude, she only weighs 220 pounds, stop being an Ass Pube and take one for the team!

by Mr HJL January 20, 2008
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A person who is a loser, a tool, a douche or a generally annoying and lame person Etymologists rank an Ass Pube precisely between Douche Nozzle and Fuck Stick on the Endicott Peckerwood Scale (EDS)
Dude ... don't be such an ass pube ... just take one for the team!

Oh for fuck sake .... stop being such an ASS pube.
by Mr HJL January 15, 2008
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