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The price levied upon a girlfriend/boyfriend with whom you share a dwelling but which he/she pays no bills.
Tom: "So does Shirley at least pay for the cable?"
Brian: "No...but I levied an ass tax last month."
Brian: "No...but I levied an ass tax last month."
by oberd August 01, 2008
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"You tapped that yet?"
"Naw, but I am going to levy an ass tax on her tonight."
I am going to levy an ass tax on that hottie in the corner.
"Naw, but I am going to levy an ass tax on her tonight."
I am going to levy an ass tax on that hottie in the corner.
by WillC23 February 20, 2004
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n. (1)Created while mispronouncing "brass tacks" as in "let's get down to brass tacks."
(2)tribute and/or payment paid by a hoe for said "ass", as per an exchange on the corner and given to her pimp when he does not directly benefit from such an exchange.
(2)tribute and/or payment paid by a hoe for said "ass", as per an exchange on the corner and given to her pimp when he does not directly benefit from such an exchange.
by Paul July 03, 2006
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When she constantly shares all her issues about her life but doesn’t want an emotionally connected relationship, or she makes little contribution to the relationship besides looking good & being on her phone 24/7, you charge her ass tax for your time spent with her. Like a therapist.
“We spent a lot of time talking about your last relationship. I’ll have to charge you ass tax”
“You’re kid broke my lamp when you were over my house so I’ll have to tax that ass of yours for payment.”
“I got dinner, you pay the ass tax later.”
“You’re kid broke my lamp when you were over my house so I’ll have to tax that ass of yours for payment.”
“I got dinner, you pay the ass tax later.”
by SirMasterDaddyDom April 25, 2021