when you use the port-a-john and shit the blue that splashes back up on your ass.
That cat lumbardo got smurf assed at the led zepplin concert.
by nanmike April 09, 2008
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The blue team that gets owned on halo.
red team: " we just owned those smurf ass bitches!"

blue team:"........... damn it!"
by hotdiggitysmalls February 19, 2010
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How you pronounce ASMR as if it was a word
Gosh these Autonomous sensory meridian response sounds are great but I don't want to say all that nerd talk so I'll just enjoy this nice relaxing Ass Smurf until I fall ass leap.
by Putitonaritz April 07, 2019
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