A person given the asinine task of teaching the stupid, unteachable persons of substandard intelligence.

someone who acts as a puppet for someone else, as in they have a hand up one's ass controlling one's mouth

see also butt puppet

also used as a general name for any ass puppet. may be hyphenated (ass-puppet)

one who acts, or is forced to act, as a tool to do an ass clown's bidding

turd that hangs from you shitter by a couple of threads of spent food.

Someone who doesnt have enough personality to be considered human, but a as an asspuppet

A term of endearment used by closers to define the cute little sales-monkeys who close 3-4 a month. An individual who has a tendency to underwhelm. One who doesn't accept high-value performance based bets because he/she knows they will lose at least $1,000.00.

Ass puppet

(One who is not at all real)

Someone who trys to subtlety convince other or perspective friends what the subjecyt is about and why they should avoid or not get involved

Someone(s) that are considered in decisions and count for uses (ghosts) but especially annoying rude (over)politically correct and some how not relavent and possibly dont exist

a body that assert there personal views while stepping/burning evey one else

authority (especially im just following orders)

One who is assumes the role of dictating to others based on commonplace or personal taboo

"Trapped amongst the ass puppets"

"My Xgf had a baby a year after she called me while out of town to inform me she had her career to think about and she was haveing an abortion her and my buddy are happy together and doing well.