Urban Dictionary: Ass Pimple

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The term for the excrutiating pimple that grows on your butt. The pimple is usually placed on a part of the ass that is responsible for accomodating pressure. Hence, why people have a hard time sitting down.

Yo I got this ass pimple and I have to sit on one cheek ALL the time!

Yo this ass pimple hurts like a bitch~!!!!!!!!!!!!

by cont May 26, 2008

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ass pimple

An endearing term for someone who is constantly attached to you or mooching off of you.

"My brother is such an ass pimple, I wish he would get a job and move out of my house!"

by MThrasher July 02, 2006

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Asspimple

someone who has issues with whatever you do and they feel like an asspimple because you cant get rid of them

I cant get rid of them, they’re an asspimple

by vocaloidpsychopath July 11, 2021

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