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Any type of open toed sandal that consists of a heel higher then 3 inches, drawing a similarity to a hydraulically actuated pump type automotive lift that is used to jack up a certain part of the body, to allow for smoother access and a cleaner insertion of parts, which in this case would be the ass of a female.
Hey, did you check out Karen wearing the cut off skirt and the ass jackers? She must be guy phishing.
by LMV August 26, 2007
Apr 24 Word of the Day
A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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-Wow after that Church Overnighter my ass really hurts and I dont know why!
-Dude I told you that priest was an ass jacker.
-Dude I told you that priest was an ass jacker.
by Antifelcher March 03, 2003
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Tony got assjacked with a midget gimp in a Taco Bell Drive-Thru! The midget is currently in the Assjacker Hall of Fame.
by redisgood September 13, 2003
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"Look at Michelle's Ass."
"Your going to need an Ass Jacker for that!"
"That bitches ass was so heavy, I had to use an Ass Jacker!
"Your going to need an Ass Jacker for that!"
"That bitches ass was so heavy, I had to use an Ass Jacker!
by IronicToaster January 01, 2018