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A drink in which Bob Saget Hands you a chocolate milk that he just made, and you wake up three hours later lying on your stomach with your pajamas around your ankles.
Mary-Kate: Holy shit what happend to you last night?
Ashly: I dont know, the last thing I remembered was taking a sip from Bob Saget's chocolate milk.
Mary-Kate: I remember my first ass hurt
Ashly: I dont know, the last thing I remembered was taking a sip from Bob Saget's chocolate milk.
Mary-Kate: I remember my first ass hurt
by conker1oo August 21, 2008
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Hmm I didn't know Daniel Gibbs was gay, nor did I know that gays are a minority. Obviously someone here that's bi/gay and/or standing up for Gibbs is a little asshurt
by Ohio Retard January 02, 2020
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A type of alcoholic beverage...only instead of a hangover you wake up the next morning lying flat on your stomach with a horrible pain in your ass. This is due to the fact that someone has drugged your beverage and violated your anus
Bob Saget gave Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen a tasty Asshurt last night and they woke up feeling rather sore.
by ChocolateMudpieDeluxe February 01, 2009
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Tom is white yuck im gonna judje him and say hes a racist i was ass hurt when i found out he is married to a african american girl.
by Goto1134 March 02, 2021