A display of bruised feelings; usually over something lame.
Raul got all ass hurt when Jimmy didn't return his text message right away.
by country_girl40 December 15, 2010
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A drink in which Bob Saget Hands you a chocolate milk that he just made, and you wake up three hours later lying on your stomach with your pajamas around your ankles.
Mary-Kate: Holy shit what happend to you last night?
Ashly: I dont know, the last thing I remembered was taking a sip from Bob Saget's chocolate milk.
Mary-Kate: I remember my first ass hurt
by conker1oo August 21, 2008
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expression used to display one's disbelief in another's statement. also used to tell someone no or disagree with someone.
Tom: Dude, I hooked up with Carmen Electra last night.
Billy: Your ass hurts!
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Gina: Do you think I could borrow $500?
Amanda: Your ass hurts!
by Joe Sausage May 18, 2005
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A benign method of informing others that you have spent entirely too much time sitting on your ass.
I would get up and administer CPR to Mr. Johnson Judy, but my ass hurts.
by Reverend Gisher October 30, 2007
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A term of incredulity and suspicion, to be used in the same vein as "I don't believe you" or "Whatever".
"Where's Shirley?"
"I don't know, I haven't seen her."
"Your ass hurts! I saw you talking to her just five minutes ago!"

(message on ATM screen) "Please enter your correct PIN."
"I DID enter my correct PIN! Your ass hurts!"
by embzy June 24, 2009
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when u you have some thing stuck in your ass or u are getting done doggy style
wow my ass hurts after that amazing night when i stuck a banana in my ass
by this did not happen to me March 26, 2005
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This is an adjectival expression best used to describe people, places, things, moments, and events that are so annoying/stupid/ridiculous/grating that patience diminishes, moods deflate, and the threat of violence increases. Basically, this phrase can be used to describe anything or anyone that grates on your last nerve.
The fact that we are having a departmental meeting to discuss cover sheets and TPS reports really makes my ass hurt.
by 1AnastasiaBeaverhausen July 30, 2010
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