Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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Ass-Gum: Ass-gum is gum that has been placed within the back pocket of a individual, and sat on. Thus, the gum has became dis-formed, and in some rare instances, smells unpleasant because the subject who processes the gum has farted.
Mike - "Hey Bill, can I have some of that gum please?"
Bill - "Sure Mike, any time."
Tom - "Don't eat that Mike! That's Ass-gum!"
Mike - "Nasty dude, ew, I ain't eating that anymore."
Bill - "Sure Mike, any time."
Tom - "Don't eat that Mike! That's Ass-gum!"
Mike - "Nasty dude, ew, I ain't eating that anymore."
by Paso Robles Slang March 15, 2010