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When a male tucks his genetalia behind his legs to make himself look barren from the front, but when you view him from the back it appears his ass has a bunch of grapes hanging from it because the penis and balls have been suffocated between the legs.
by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 23, 2019
Aug 10 Word of the Day
Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.
by Another damn hippie. May 09, 2018
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If you push too hard, you might pop ass grapes. Therefore; you should maintain a diet high in fibre.
by cherry_bomb September 18, 2008
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I thought I could go, but all I managed was a little ass grape.
After accidentally drinking the whole bottle of Kaopectate, I gave myself an ass grape trying to crap.
After accidentally drinking the whole bottle of Kaopectate, I gave myself an ass grape trying to crap.
by Bad Billy November 26, 2003
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Ass grapes happen when you sit down too long playing some shit or just sitting down for a long period if time this usually effects gamers ass grapes are painful but make quite a good joke. ASS GRAPES ARE EDIBLE QND ARE GOOD ON TOAST
"Hey i heard you got ass grapes dude push them out so we can put some on some toast and they must hurt alot bro"
by Blablagurl December 08, 2020