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A statement of intention to perform anal sex prior to any other sexual acts.

Often seen as a serious victory for the male, and a strange proposition for the female.
Dude, see the brunette to right of the bar?

Um, yes.

Ass first, I'm telling you.
by Konspiracy210 March 02, 2009
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A guy sporting a faux hawk hairdoo.

Where a bi-sexual male enters when copulating.
Danny Gokey's faux hawk makes him look like he was born ass first.

by Damien Remmington March 22, 2009
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