"I eat ass." is a pickup line commonly used by men who wishes to be direct with their romantic partners.
In Japanese, it is read as ketsu wo taberu
"Ma'am, you don't seem to understand this, but I eat ass."

"Women want you to be strong and direct, so don't say 'What's your name.' Just say 'I eat ass.' "
by The Allapaca March 03, 2016
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a way of saying that you would eat a specific persons anus for sexual desires
"i'll eat your ass"
"i eat ass bitch"
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the ceo of eating ass is Hussein. He is the god of eating ass. If you are about to get your ass eatin' or you are about eat ass, you should be praying to Hussein for a good session.
im worried because I didn't pray to the ceo of eating ass before i ate her ass, I might be in trouble.
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Open the ass hole and ferociously bite it and lick it
Tyler at my ass last night and he destroyed my holes. So I asked him how to eat ass.
by Asslicker4002 September 05, 2017
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All of November men and women way ass till they die
Happy eat ass month
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david eats ass. he likes em big he likes em chunky. david looks like a whole COCK roach . he smells like chicken tenders from the school lunch. he is more stupid then my english teacher. he eats my english teachers ass
david eats ass is over there!!! be careful that he don’t eat ya ass
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A term used when you want to impress a possible partner, by exclaiming that you both skate fast, and eat ass.
This term will get you mad pussy.
"Hey girl, I just wanted you to know that I skate fast and eat ass!"
"I just really want a guy that can skate fast eat ass."
by TheOneTrueJeggy September 01, 2017
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