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A member of a loser gang on xvi who pretty much spends his whole day with his thumb up his ass thinking of how to be cooler than the rival gang "The Drunken Monkeys"..... too bad that will never happen.
The Assbandits private message me asking me to stop making fun other them.
by Drunken Monkey Queen April 11, 2003
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One of "Egg-Head"'s many alias given to him by his students.
"Egg-Head"'s an ass bandit.
by Roze Equinoxx September 29, 2004
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1. Like an Idaho Patato (Eric Bourassa)
1. Damn that ass bandit be wyl homo, over the fudge-cocky, son!
by Idaho Pa Tato January 25, 2005
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An elderly man who goes around and snatches anal innocence from other old men.
you hear about the ass bandit run amock in the streets today?
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Any person of any gender who STEALS toilet paper from ANY marketing location
"That Ass Bandit stole the last package of Charmin!"

"Officer the Ass Bandit broke in through the kitchen window and went straight for our toilet paper supply, so I took the metal bat to him. I feared for our safety, and Toilet paper!"
by VPFearson March 13, 2020
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A guy that raids another man's ass and steals it (Humps it). See Butt Pirate
Steve went all Ass Bandit like that scene from Indiana Jones
by TheHairyDicktator April 21, 2015
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