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A member of a loser gang on xvi who pretty much spends his whole day with his thumb up his ass thinking of how to be cooler than the rival gang "The Drunken Monkeys"..... too bad that will never happen.
by Drunken Monkey Queen April 11, 2003
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"That Ass Bandit stole the last package of Charmin!"
"Officer the Ass Bandit broke in through the kitchen window and went straight for our toilet paper supply, so I took the metal bat to him. I feared for our safety, and Toilet paper!"
"Officer the Ass Bandit broke in through the kitchen window and went straight for our toilet paper supply, so I took the metal bat to him. I feared for our safety, and Toilet paper!"
by VPFearson March 13, 2020