Urban Dictionary: Ass Bandit

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One who sticks his choo choo in the rear tunnel. Going up the hershey highway.

I missed the pussy and became an ass bandit.

by Dave F December 11, 2003

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It’s an abbreviation for African American Vernacular English

With words including clout, simp, bussin, musty, lit, turnt, ALLAT stuff

NO IT IS NOT “Gen Z” language shi been around yall slow

Chase: OMG this couch bussin 🤤
Jordan: Nigga wtf you just said

Chase: Gen Z language 🤪
Jordan: Naw, that’s AAVE, just like clout, simp, bussin, musty, and ALL those words yall white people be using SO wrong

Chase: Oh…
Jordan: Yea…it’s been a thing

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Assbandit

A guy who prefers another guy's hairy anus over a girl's vagina.

Elton John.

by a friend. July 01, 2003

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Ass bandit

male homosexual

What an ass bandit

by The Phantom July 16, 2003

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Ass Bandit

A person who plugs holes when the soap is dropped.

#1 Ben the ass bandit plugged Steve's hole as he bend over to pick up a tool.

by Guy Diesel January 17, 2006

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ass bandit

Noah Sayres.

Noah is an ass bandit for not coming up with any new terms to use!

by Helga the Duck March 25, 2009

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ass bandit

-noun
1. derogatory term for a homosexual male, similar to fag
2. a straight man with a predilection for anal sex
3. a person who engages in deliberately nasty, hostile and contentious behavior designed to provoke and intimidate others

-related forms
ass banditry, adverb

1. "God hates ass bandits."
2. "Ew, he's an ass bandit???"
3. "That ass bandit called my mobile seventeen times last night because he knew I was on a date. That kind of ass-banditry is the reason I dumped his sorry ass in the first place."

by Ming Merciless October 27, 2007

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