An ass attack is when you are feeling completely normal without the feeling of having to take a shit. Then all of a sudden out of nowhere you have to shit and shit BAD!! You pretty much have less than one minute to find a toilet. It can happen anytime or anywhere.
I was standing in my kitchen feeling completely normal making dinner then all of a sudden I had an Ass Attack, so I ran to the bathroom and pulled my pants down just in time to make it in the toilet.
by Tim_M_G February 18, 2009
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Giving it hard, deep and fast in your anal orfice
my girlfriend loves an ass attack...she loves it
by Anonymous August 25, 2003
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to become sudddenly very emotional - surprised, angry etc.
to have an ass attack = to flip out
by Bob Jr. October 24, 2003
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A homosexual man who pounds ones sphincter until it is so sore one feels that their ass is on fire
Did you see joe and his boyfriend they look like a couple of ass attackers
by aj101 July 23, 2006
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