Asparagus is an underwater cow with neon green stripes and a huge boner that helps it move
Lukas: look its a boner!
Ryan: thats Asparagus meaning
by cool A October 01, 2019
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an underwater purple cow with neon green stripes and a huge boner that helps it move
Lukas: hey look at that dick!
ryan: thats asparagus meaning
by cool A October 01, 2019
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The rap group made up of the members, Ice Lettuce, Dr. Dressing, Eazy Bake, MCasear Salad, and DJ Peppa.
Hey did you see the movie "Strait Outta Croutons"? It's about the group Niggas With Asparagus.
by Salad John March 17, 2016
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The theory in which one proves that squirters are just pissing on you by feeding them purple asparagus.
Gaht damn yo... Cinnamon done ate purple asparagus last night. When I was slapping dem cheeks bits started squirting purple all over my sheets. Dat bitch stinks yo.
by Jdhunnies August 11, 2019
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The back-up line in hockey that is awful. The line that can not produce any sort of achievement on the ice.
"I'm tired of this asparagus line on the ice, let's get the studs back on there."
by Run CMC January 15, 2012
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Texting someone in immediate/close proximity that you could otherwise physically talk to them face to face.
used in casual conversation ...so <proper noun> and I were at dinner, asparagus texting the other ight; laughing maniacally in my head.
by m.s. November 24, 2014
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When guys do crazy sexual stuff with asparagus at a friends house like hide the head how far can it go, double Asparagus meet in the middle
Did you guys see ken at the asparagus party man he does some crazy shit on the spargus
by Thelegendboomer May 14, 2015
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