1. (n) "Ah-So-Geh" A made-up Japanese word, that is in fact an acronym for "A Series Of Gay Events". When used online or in text-messages, it is often spelled without the "o" (ASGE).

It's meaning refers to a series of events that are not too severe, but are just... gay.
Guy #1: "How was your week?"

Guy #2: "Well, first the oil pump in my truck died, then I wound up with a bucket of cow dung falling on my head, my neighbor shit in my sink, and my dog turned inside-out."

Guy #1: "Wow.. Asoge.."
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Wet, damp, humid, moist, lubricious, soaked, soggy, etc.
Her pants were asog, after seeing my manly physique.

The delicious smell of the pot roast is making my mouth asog.

The marathon sex session made the sheets all asog.
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