Asmus is a very special name in Denmark.
Those with the name Asmus, is for the most part, Hot, Pussy magnet., Clever, has a Big Dick and an expert in bed.
Sexy Girl: OMG, Asmus was so good in bed, he also had a monster cock.

Girl: OMG I would love to suck him.
Sexy Girl: I'm sooo lucky, that I fucked him.
by HotGuy2019 November 22, 2019
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A very rare name in Denmark.
People with the name "Asmus", is usually, Handsome, smart, sweet, Communist and cute.
Woman 1: "I just heard that Asmus is really cute, wanna find out?"
Woman 2: "Yes! Let's spend time with him, and have fun."
by HotGuy2019 April 26, 2020
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Asmus is the definition of the biggest Simp on the planet earth. It's a danish/swedish name, that is given by the god of Simps. He likes juice especially caprisonne. He is able to steal every girl by consistently simping for a month.
person 1: hey boys, would you like to play?

Asmus : No, there is a girl over there and i like being a simp
person 1: you are such a dirty simp Asmus!

Asmus: YES
by virginkiller1212 August 26, 2020
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Very special name in Denmark. Most boys with the name is, Hot, smart, pussy magnet and fucking good in bed.
Hot Girl: It was a nice night with Asmus, he fucked me hard.
Some random Girl: Wow.
Hot Girl: I know right, he's soo hot.
by HotGuy2019 November 18, 2019
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Asmus is a name for Hot, sexy and good fortnite players.
Asmus is a name not an assmouse
by dankdanny February 04, 2018
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Someone whit monsterballs and a fantastic sence smell
Wow, u r such an asmu
by Marigay September 03, 2020
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The Danish definition os a mouse's ass
Don't you just hate all those Asmuses
by Don't fuck me January 23, 2018
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