Asmo by its very definition means cool and sexy and utterly awesome.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

(pronounced Aiz-moe)
Asian emo. Rarely seen and often disturbing.

An individual who is entitled and expects service right up until the last minute of a business' hours. Complains that they don't deserve a wage or tip if service is refused.

Someone who has a crush on somebody, but wont admit it, however through peer pressure they can reveal that they do have a crush on that person