Aslak has the biggest dick in the world. He is so hot and isn't gay. If your name is Aslak, you are tall, cool and good at videogames. Also if you're name is Aslak, you have an Android and you are gay. Also Aslak means GodFight.

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.

Aslak is the guy you really want in life, he cares about everyone else but himself. Aslak is too handsome for people to handle and really smart, both in school and in practical work. He understands people and help everyone in need, he ladies love him but he never really finds the one. he wants to be friend with everyone, even not the popular ones. He is good in bed and dresses well. Aslak is also a good dancer, he is shy but goofy, laidback and likes to have fun with everyone.

Everyone loves Aslak

An Aslak is a little bird located in Norway. It's tweets sounds like "hoh hoh hoh". It is a very rare bird, so the chance of spotting one is very low. It is often said he is the Thor's bird (from "Asgard"). The exactly reason for that do no one knows. The bird is well known as Tor Aslak in Norway, because "Thor" is often written as "Tor" in norwegian.

Aslak is the best and has the longest cock. Aslak has a bigger cock than kevin

aslak is very tall and handsome he will never make you sad he will only make you happy
he has a big dick and will fuck you good

Aslak is a Norwegian name. He is funny, kind and helpfull man that only wants the best of other people. He olways wants to help, but can be a little bit irritasjon. But he just wants to be your friend.