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Your level of ass kising relative to others in your office or workgroup.
With the new boss coming Jon's level of askististics is going to be reset to zero with the new guy, so get ready for some major ass kissing.
by Brickprick January 17, 2011
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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