Askhole

Someone who takes advice, but never uses it.

Guy1: "Yeah I told Brian to vote for Trump and he's voting for Hillary."

Guy2: "What an Askhole."

by MeinKamphyChair October 6, 2016

Askhole

A person who is asked for advice and does the total opposite.

Jack: Nigga I can never ask you for advice your always doing the opposite. Your a freakin askhole.

by K.dot_ob3 May 25, 2016

askhole

That one guy who keeps asking stupid questions, even though he knows he won't get an answer.

guy 1: man this guy is such an askhole!
guy 2: what happened?
guy 1:he kept asking me what the square root of mayonnaise is... what anumber askhole!

by Alfonzo May 30, 2016

Askhole

A person who asks for advice and then does the opposite

This askhole is not taking my advice

by Taximike January 24, 2018

Askhole

Someone who fucking begs for your advice and does the fucking opposite to rub it in your face.

Nigher: bro my bf is toxic. Shld i break up?
Me: yes
*Does opposite
Me: fuck u ur suck an askhole

by Anjudidiii January 6, 2023

Askhole

Don't be an Askhole, someone who asks questions for advice, but refuses to follow them.

Brian: "Hey man, I need some advice on this." .... Friend: "Yeah man, so what I recommend is this...." Brian: "Awesome, thanks!" ... 5 years later... Brian: "Why didn't anyone tell me I needed to do this?!" ... Friend: "Dude, I did! 5 Years ago! Don't be an Askhole!"

by Dingle-D August 17, 2023

Askhole

Someone who ties you up experts by asking simple questions he could get in 30 seconds by typing his question into Google. The questions are often asked on GitHub (reported as an Issue), Quorum, Reddit, or an online forum, where it takes much longer to post the questions/answers, but an Askhole not only wastes his own time rather than bother reading anything, but he expects any experts to answer his stupid question, even if it is in the FAQ, pinned in the forum and answered 20 other times on the site that month.

User9177: I'm experiencing a problem with your software. When I click on the Analyze button on the main page, I get an error: "Error 2: No File Loaded" and no matter what I do, it happens every time. I tried installing 3x and it still happens!

SoftwareDev: Error 2 means you haven't opened a file for it to analyze. Try going into File>Open and choosing a suitable file first, for analysis.

User9177: What do you mean? What's a suitable file?

SoftwareDev: Dude, don't be an askhole. RTFM.

by Vendaciousness August 22, 2023