A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the totally opposite of what you told them.
by whatsUp! January 18, 2014
A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the totally opposite of what you told them.
by whatsUp! January 18, 2014
A person that continues to ask the same question to the same (or multiple) people until he/she gets the answer he/she wants.
Me : Lili asked me if you could jailbreak iOS9 . I told her you can't.
Friend 1 : Haha.. Yeah.. she asked mee the exact same thing
Friend 2 : Me too... About half an hour later she told me i was wrong, and she found a place online that can do it.
Friend 1 : But i already told her iOS9 isn't even out yet!
Me : Yeah.. me too.. I guess an askhole only hears what she wants to hear ..
Friend 1 : Haha.. Yeah.. she asked mee the exact same thing
Friend 2 : Me too... About half an hour later she told me i was wrong, and she found a place online that can do it.
Friend 1 : But i already told her iOS9 isn't even out yet!
Me : Yeah.. me too.. I guess an askhole only hears what she wants to hear ..
by akubeejays October 11, 2013
God! Jimmy is such an askhole. He won't stop asking me about my favorite teletubby and im about to smash him in the grill, kid.
by k and D sessions June 12, 2005
A person who repeatedly asks for advice from multiple individuals, only to ignore aforementioned advice completely. The askhole will choose the least logical option (usually their own), skipping merrily down the path into unbridled oblivion, blissfully and willingly oblivious throughout the entire ordeal.
We can conclude that an "askhole" is a gaping, cavernous pit of stupidity, into which good, sound counsel is thrown and subsequently lost forever.
We can conclude that an "askhole" is a gaping, cavernous pit of stupidity, into which good, sound counsel is thrown and subsequently lost forever.
Josh: So, Liz asked me for some advice about her boyfriend the other day. She said when she's with him she doesn't feel any sort of emotion... they're just kind of existing together.
Corey: So what did you tell her?
Josh: I told her if she doesn't get anything out of the relationship she should end it.
Corey: And?
Josh: And they're getting married next month.
Corey: What a askhole.
Corey: So what did you tell her?
Josh: I told her if she doesn't get anything out of the relationship she should end it.
Corey: And?
Josh: And they're getting married next month.
Corey: What a askhole.
by white_knight February 23, 2013
A university student who wastes class time by asking for answers to questions that only he/she doesn't understand; thus annoying the crap out of his/her classmates.
by Cpt.Flint August 26, 2005
Someone who consistently abuses internet fora and discussion boards to post stupid questions a quick google search could have easily answered. Usually withholds relevant information so that even posters trying to help cannot really solve his problem adequately. Utterly disgraceful and quick to insult anyone who refers him to google or other sources.
As a professional: the living definition of a malpractice case.
As a professional: the living definition of a malpractice case.
Nik (celebrity askhole extraordinaire): Quick, I need to know whether a landlord is allowed to... .
Board (grown impatient): You again? Don't you claim to be an attorney? Have a look into the relevant statute and case law or at least do you goo diligence.
Nik: Fuck you.
Board (grown impatient): You again? Don't you claim to be an attorney? Have a look into the relevant statute and case law or at least do you goo diligence.
Nik: Fuck you.
by Bianca Aschendorf June 28, 2007