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If u were to want to go to a nice costal town were everyone is cousins and sells no dna testers because if end up at this shit tip of a place u are a window licker of want to get in on some of the incest sex in askam All u have to do is go to a park we’re u will find many nonces looking to snatch up kids
If u ever went on one of the suns £5 holidays you would end up here where u would inevitably be shanked as u get of the train for ur money so the shady bloke can go buy some fags at the local shop for his gang of 6 yr olds . Askam In Furness lovely place visit now .
by Barrow in Furness May 12, 2019