Noun. As in 'he's Pulled an Ashworth'. After relentlessly pursuing the object of your affection, they agree to go out with you. So excited, on the date you get too drunk, lose your self control and kiss a stranger in front of them. Thus loosing the one you wanted.
James begged and begged a girl to go on a date. Eventually, she agreed. On the date they kissed. This sent James giddy and he got drunk... too drunk. So much so he forgot about his girl and kissed a stranger in the bar. He 'pulled an Ashworth'.
by Cabinosbanditos January 19, 2009
A total douchebag; an asshole; a person who will fuck you ever if you allow it; a real piece of shit.
by oscar.com March 12, 2010
when something is only worth 1 ass not evan 2 asses ony 1 because it is so stupid and retarted and girls hate him and he says he has girlfriends but he dosent.
by etkjyrn October 12, 2007
by JIWERAJ[ June 04, 2014
sloth of the world
known to be asleep 23 hours and 59 minutes each day
birth of place unknown
God of masturbatin
has a power to pulll any woman that crosses his small mind
some say his penis is made out of solid brass
length of penis "we need a bigger ruler"
known to be asleep 23 hours and 59 minutes each day
birth of place unknown
God of masturbatin
has a power to pulll any woman that crosses his small mind
some say his penis is made out of solid brass
length of penis "we need a bigger ruler"
by john ragad December 14, 2011
Greatest hitman in the world. Associated with other notorious career criminals. Trained extensively in many forms of combat and firearms training. Excellent vehicle handling. Great aircraft pilot. Superhuman reflexes and reaction time. Insane hand eye coordination.
If you need somebody gone in the next few hours, Dylan's your man.
If you need somebody gone in the next few hours, Dylan's your man.
by N1SS4N GTR August 28, 2020